“The farts in Spain fall mainly on the plain.”
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Bookshelf Battle
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“The farts in Spain fall mainly on the plain.”
OK 3.5 readers, now you…in the comments.
Bookshelf Battle 
Do or do not; there is no flatulence.
Fart or fart not. There is no trying to fart.
Man, I’ve been out-farted.
To fart, to sleep, to sleep, perchance to fart
Told by a(n) fart, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
Life is a tale told by a farting idiot, full of the sounds of farts, signifying nothing…but farts.