Inspired by the events of “Toilet Gator,” a madman puts highly intelligent electric eels into the sewer system, making them swim up into the toilets of unsuspecting victims to shock their butts.
It’s a comedy! A very dark comedy. I know. It doesn’t sound like a comedy.
Advise me, 3.5 readers.
Is this a good cover?
Bookshelf Battle 
No.
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I forgot to respond to your last query, but I was thinking more of a dark toilet silhouette with glowing electricity around it.
It would look like an electric doody
No, no. Make it an epic picture, from the side. A menacing toilet.