I’m Crazy BQB and my book prices are insane! My latest book is priced to move and all virtual copies must go!
3.5 readers, today through Tuesday, you can get a FREE copy of my short story, The End is Nigh, about a wacky conspiracy theorist who stumbles upon something real when a certain government agency that may or may not exist starts chasing him.
Should you get a FREE copy? Yes, because it is a FREE copy and FREE stuff is awesome.
Do you need to read it if you get it for FREE? Yes, you should because it’s funny and witty and awesome like all my books and I say that with great humility but if you don’t want to, that’s fine. It’s a FREE country which coincidentally, my book is also FREE.
Go on. GET YOUR FREE BOOK!