Inspiring to the end, the final tweet of Leonard Nimoy, the actor who played Mr. Spock on Star Trek:
UPDATE: The Yeti sued me for punching him in the face, but only brought his case before the court of his Siberian yeti village. Naturally, I’m not going to traverse the globe all the way to Siberia just to partake in a kangaroo court operated by, you guessed it, a bunch of smelly yetis. Yetis who are sympathetic to the yeti in question.
The yeti won a judgment in the amount of 3.5 dollars, which, in a stunning coincidence, is the entire 2015 budget of for the Bookshelf Battle. I hope you all weren’t expecting any special effects.
I haven’t decided whether I’ll just pay the snow beast or just punch him again if he comes to collect. It is only 3.5 dollars, but it’s the principle of the thing.
I have to say at this point I’m leaning toward another yeti punch.
EDITOR’S NOTE: This morning I, as I sipped my coffee at Bookshelf Battle HQ, I discovered, much to my great surprise, the following note scrawled in poor penmanship taped to my front door. I cleaned it up a little, removed the many, many obscenities, and typed it out. Personally, I do not believe the Yeti deserves a response, but I suppose that in the name of fairness, I must allow him one.
Here is my recent post about my encounter with the Yeti.
And now, the Yeti’s response:
MY RESPONSE TO BOOKSHELF Q. BATTLER’S OUTRAGEOUS, LIBELOUS STATEMENTS
By: The Yeti
Hello. This is the Yeti. And boy do I have a bee in my bonnet to share with you people.
Did I break into Bookshelf Battle Headquarters? Yes. Did I make my way into Bookshelf Q. Battler’s personal office space? Yes.
Did I have a right to be there? No. …
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