I hope you all have a terrific Sunday.
I hope you all have a terrific Sunday.
Hey 3.5 readers.
Your old pal BQB here.
So, it was a semi-exciting day today.
Last night, I began a free promo for BQB’s Badass Writing Prompts. That’s right, you can get your very own free copy by clicking here. That’ll last till Monday, June 12, when it will go back up to $2.99, so…uh…how do marketers do this? Act fast! Get your free copy today! My prices are insane! I’m Crazy BQB and all my books are priced so low they ought to lock me up in the funny farm!
But I digress. Like a proud papa with a new baby, I checked on the status of my book all day today and was delighted to see that the free promo was helping it move up the charts:
#33 in Kindle Store – Kindle E books – Reference – Writing, Research and Publishing Guides – Writing Skills? Huh, sounds awesome. (Note that apparently means it is in the top 100 of the free part of this section. At least that’s what I think it means. I am still new to all of this.)
#9,637 in Free Kindle Store? Huh, well, there’s still 9,636 peeps ahead of me but ok, that sounds pretty awesome too.
So, being a total novice at this I thought, “Hmm…I mean, I’m not in this game to give stuff away for free and make no money but these rankings sound so awesome that I must have given away like thousands of copies. Think of it as a down payment. Give out lots of free books today and readers will turn into fans who will pay for your stuff tomorrow.”
But then I checked out my figures. 15 free copies. 15. And seriously, I love all 15 of you but I really thought I’d of given away like thousands of copies.
At any rate, I’m not sure how these rankings are figured but my book has been moving up in the ranks all day so however it is done, I’m just going to say thank you to Amazon and Lord Bezos, Supreme Commander of the Internet and All Digital Media He Surveys Until He Conquers the Globe…OR HAS HE ALREADY AND LEFT US NONE THE WISER? MUAH HA HA!
But seriously. I know. 15 copies is nothing to sneeze at. It’s still early. And the one thing I have always noticed about online media is it is one of few activities I have participated in where the results get better every year.
Long story short, I hope you’ll take advantage of this free promo. I’m not asking you 3.5 readers to do much. Just download a free copy. If you like it, give it a fab review. If you have any thoughts you’d like to share, let me know.
AND – do keep in mind it is a book filled with writing prompts, so if you’re a blogger and you’re looking for ideas to blog about, here’s your chance to get some inspiration.
Thank you, 3.5 readers.
3.5 readers, please place your comments here vis a vis your theories as to why I don’t have more than 3.5 readers. Thank you.
Can you believe it has been five whole weeks of Toilet Gator Sundays, 3.5 readers? Now that’s commitment!
Just a quick thank you to my 3.5 readers for being my readers. Of all the blogs out there with 3.5 readers, my 3.5 readers are the best.
I’m worried people don’t read anymore.
I wish I had some stats on how often people read.
But I feel like with all the streaming media and tons and tons of TV shows that no one can keep up with, reading is going out of style.
Naturally, as an aspiring author this worries me.
What say you, 3.5 readers? Do people read anymore?
The Bookshelf Battle Blog is sheer perfection, I know. Sheer delight for the eyes of my 3.5 readers.
But I’m looking for advice on making this fine blog even better.
So you write this list in the comments, 3.5 readers. You can be funny if you want but you don’t have to be. This blog rarely is so why start now?
You are appreciated. Go forth. Celebrate and eat chocolate bunnies.
Views By Country in 2016 As of Right Now:
#1 – United States – 4,511 -‘Murica! (Most views are from Aunt Gertie)
#2 – United Kingdom – 253 – Not a bad turn out but you Brits could do more. Drop the scones. Hide the crumpets. Log on to this fine blog, guvnah.
#3 – Canada – 203 – Come on Canucks. Stare at hockey and moose butts less and my blog more.
#4 – Australia – 151 – I appreciate you Aussies taking the time to check this site out…especially because…ahh! There’s a dingo eating your baby! (Made you look.)
U.S., U.K., Canada, Australia – I suppose like any English speaking author these are my top four.
But let’s not leave out:
#5 – India – 60 – I need to break out into spontaneous song and dance numbers to get their attention.
#6 – France – 59 – Sacre bleu! Ooo la la! That’s all I know.
#7 – Germany – 50 – This blog needs more disco and leather pants.
#8 – Brazil – 42 – I’m not sure if it is a tribe along the banks of the Amazon or somewhere in the favelas of Rio, but somewhere down there, a tiny pocket of Brazilians are all about BQB. DANZA KUDORO! OH OH OH OH! I don’t know. I just like that song because it was it was in Fast Five. I saw that movie by the way and I believe it qualifies me as an expert on Brazil.
#9 – The Philippines – 39 – Is that lady that bought a zillion shoes still in charge there?
#10 – Spain – 29 – Hola amigos. Yo so Bookshelf Que Battler. Leer mi blogador mas por favor. Gracias.
By the way, I have admonished the New Zealanders before and I need to do so again. You guys are #11 with 26 views this year. You speak English yet you’re being beaten by the Indians, French, Germans, Brazilians, Philippinos, and the Spanish.
They aren’t shooting the Hobbit movies there any more. What could possibly be going on in New Zealand that is so interesting that it is keeping you from becoming one of my 3.5 readers?
And now from BQB HQ in East Randomtown…the Top Ten Signs You Are One of BQB’s 3.5 Readers
10. You continue to keep the faith that one day BQB will actually review a book.
9. You even keep the faith that one day BQB will finish writing a book he has started.
8. You wish you could have Scandal nights with Alien Jones and the Yeti.
7. Uncle Hardass is starting to sound more and more reasonable.
6. You check BQB’s movie reviews before you decide to see a movie.
5. You’ve done the math to determine whether or not it is statistically possible to have .5th of a reader.
4. You look at toaster pastries and toilets differently…especially on stormy nights.
3. It concerns you that BQB doesn’t write more in order to appease the Mighty Potentate.
2. A two-player game of Car Thief Mayhem with Video Game Rack Fighter sounds like a fun evening as long as you don’t try to beat her high score
And the number 1 reason why you might be one of BQB’s 3.5 readers…