Daily Archives: March 12, 2015

RIP Terry Pratchett

The Yeti and I have called a brief truce so I can take a moment to remember Sir Terry Pratchett, fantasy author of great renown and a Knight of the British Empire.  A prolific author, he was best known for his Discworld series.

He will be missed.

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Howard Stern, Podcasting, and If You Want to Do Something, Do It!

Bookshelf Q. Battler here.  Bookshelf Q. Battle Dog brought me the Yeti’s Commodore 64, which will allow me a few minutes to post before the Siberian Yeti wakes up from a power nap.  I will have to hook up said 1980’s computer to a gas generator just to get it to work hard enough to power a wordpress blog post.

I was listening to Howard Stern this morning.  I like him.  You might not, but that’s not really the point here.

I’m afraid I came into the conversation late but basically, Howard said something to the effect that podcasts weren’t going to get an aspiring broadcaster anywhere, and if you really want to broadcast, then you need to do the legwork necessary to get a job in broadcasting.  A comedian with a podcast trashed Howard for not being with it, tech savvy, or however you want to put it.

Howard added the example of how ludicrous it would be for a comedian to only put out a podcast of his comedy from his house rather than try his luck at a comedy club.

Honestly, that seems like sound advice.  I’m not trying to become a broadcaster.  I am attempting to build a platform in the hopes that one day I’ll be able to promote my writing to followers.  Sometimes I feel like I’m putting the cart before the horse.  It’s like I’m trying to get readers before I have a book for them to read.

I would split the difference between Howard and the comedian (whose name I did not catch) and say a) yes if you want to be a broadcaster, there is no substitute for a job in broadcasting and b) but while you are waiting for that big break to come along, I would think a well designed podcast with a lot of work behind it could only strengthen an aspiring broadcaster’s chances of landing that dream gig in radio or TV.

In other words, don’t stop seeking out that big broadcasting job, but while you are waiting for it, take advantage of podcasting to strengthen your skills.  Don’t sit there and think your podcast will one day take you to the bank, so you need not apply to radio stations.  However, while you’re waiting for radio stations to get back to you, don’t sit at home twiddling your thumbs.

Here on wordpress, we’re bloggers.  We all have varying interests, but in the end, it is safe to say that many of us hope our blogs will result in a profitable writing career.  (It is ok to admit that, really!)

Is blogging a substitute for a paid writer gig?  Probably not.  In my case, as a hopeful fiction writer, all I can really do is try to whip up some interest while I wait for my lazy self to push that book out.

But, to apply Howard’s advice to my situation, he’s right.  A blog isn’t a substitute for a book.

What say you, 3.5 readers?  (By the way, I had a laughing fit when Howard said that the comedian in question probably only has 3 listeners.  Sounds like me and my blog.)

Or is it the Yeti’s blog?  Alas, I hear the Yeti stirring, so I best cover up the Commodore 64 and return to watching Olga cook her stews.  What stew will she cook next?

By the way, if you haven’t followed me on twitter yet, please do.  4000 followers will send the Yeti packing.  And don’t forget to submit your questions to Alien Jones.  He fears no Yetis.

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Ask the Alien – 3/08/15 – Book Covers, Star Wars, Elvis, and Lost Items

Alien Jones here.

Despite the Siberian Yeti’s unjust occupation of bookshelfbattle.com, I will still be putting out my “Ask the Alien” column this Sunday.

In case you missed it, if you ask me a question, I may respond with a plug for your book, blog, self published work, or other project.

There is no question too great for my genius brain to comprehend and here I am, unlocking the secrets of the cosmos, for your benefit.

Leave your questions in the comments, tweet them to @bookshelfbattle (maybe even follow BQB on twitter to help our noble blogger escape the Yeti’s clutches) or leave your questions on the Google Plus page.

Thank you humans.

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Alien Jones, whose real name is unpronounceable by humans, hails from a world, the name of which he isn’t allowed to tell us as his emperor fears humans will find a way to infiltrate it and permeate its airwaves with reality television. He claims Earth is considered by literally every known planet to be “the armpit of the universe” and is now on a mission to raise our world’s collective level of knowledge one question at a time.

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Greetings, Losers of Earth.  I, Alien Jones, have returned to the greatest blog your home world has to offer, the Bookshelf Battle.  Don’t be fooled by its lack of readership.  The universe is full of treasures known by the likes of only 3.5 individuals.

Enough with the pleasantries.  Let us make haste with…THE FIRST QUESTION!

T.J. Siebeneck, a scribe of science fiction, fantasy, and…

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Ask the Alien

Alien Jones here with a quick reminder that despite Bookshelf Q. Battler’s current predicament as a yeti hostage, I will still be taking your questions and plugging your work in my Sunday column.

If you have a question, please submit it by midnight Friday.  Leave it in the comments, tweet it to @bookshelfbattle or leave it on BQB’s Google Plus page.

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