Greetings Earth losers.
It’s been awhile since I’ve communicated with with my “Ask the Alien” column.
That’s the column where you, the 3.5 readers, can submit a question to me, a representative of a higher species, and obtain not only the knowledge that will flow forth from my genius brain, but a plug for your book and/or blog as well.
And if you’re one of the few humans on the Internet without a book or a blog to hock, don’t worry, I’ll take your inquiry too.
As you may have heard, my Supreme Overlord, the Mighty Potentate, He Who Makes the Seas Rise, the Stars Shine, and the Breeze Blow and I’m Not Just Saying That Because He’ll Vaporize Me, has assigned me the mission of helping Bookshelf Q. Battler build his fledgling writer career.
Why he didn’t just ask me to teach a chipmunk how to build a nuclear reactor I don’t know. That would have been easier.
Don’t tell the Mighty Potentate I said that.
Anyway, you 3.5 readers would be doing this alien a solid if you’d help in anyway you can/want to in promoting this blog.
Here’s the State of BQB’s Bookshelf as of Sept. 30, 2015:
WORDPRESS FOLLOWERS: 1,394
TWITTER FOLLOWERS: 6,148 – Follow @bookshelfbattle
GOOGLE + FOLLOWERS: 757 – Follow BQB on Google +
WATTPAD FOLLOWERS – 115 Followers – Follow BQB on Wattpad – His handle is also @bookshelfbattle
FACEBOOK – Likes for BQB’s “Bookshelf Battle” Facebook page are virtually nonexistent, and I personally blame Zuckerberg. In addition to the Winklevoss twins and that Brazilian kid, you can add a pantsless alien to the list of beings you’ve screwed over, Zuck.
If I make it out of the zombie apocalypse alive, I’ll return with a report on how BQB’s stats have improved as a result of this zombie author interview-a-palooza.
Personally, I’d like to see BQB at 10,000 Twitter Followers, 1,000 Google Plus Followers, and 2,000 WordPress followers by the end of the year.
Mention BQB on your blog, share his links on your favorite time wasting social media site, or tell your friends, if you have any. Increasing BQB’s stats would certainly get the Mighty Potentate off non-existent butt for awhile.
Don’t tell him I said that either.
Don’t forget authors, I’ll return (if I’m alive) to my regularly scheduled Ask the Alien column in November, so ask away and if it’s an inquiry worthy of my brain, I’ll answer it and promo your book and/or blog.
Esteemed Brainy One out.