Ladies, I’ve got no gold for you to dig. Are there any bronze diggers out there?
Does your girlfriend take your money when you are in need?
Is she a triflin’ friend indeed?
In that case, whether or not you’re Jamie Foxx (as featured in Kanye West’s song Gold Digger) you might want to consult this expert list.
From BQB HQ in fabulous East Randomtown, here are the Top Ten Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Might Be a Gold Digger:
10. You actually have some gold to dig. If your ass is broke, then believe it or not, she might actually just like you for your personality. Who knew? I sure 9didn’t. I always thought you were a schmuck.
9. Uses you like her own personal ATM. If you’re asleep, she just picks you up, turns you upside down, and shakes you until all the loot falls out of your pockets.
8. Has a long laundry list of reasons why she can’t get a job. None…
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