Look I’m not going to lie.
I wouldn’t mind being married to the Khaleesi. It could be a total sham marriage. I don’t care. She can run the fantasy realm. I’d wash her smelly dragons for her. Whatever.
She needs to branch out from the turquoise dresses though.
BQB here with some warning signs that your girlfriend might be the Khaleesi from Game of Thrones.
Wait until April 24th for Game of Thrones Season 6?
This a man cannot do.
For Lord Battler of House Bookshelf loveth his Game of Thrones.
Oh, how it has allowed nerds across the land to experience what Superbowl Sunday must feel like for the normals.
Yes, 3.5 readers I love GOT as much as you love your girlfriend.
And from BQB HQ in fabulous East Randomtown, here are the Top Ten Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Might Be the Khaleesi:
(Note this list is mere fantasy. If you’re reading this blog, you are a nerd who is unworthy of the Khaleesi.)
***NOTE: GOT SPOILERS AHEAD! SPOILERS!!!!****
10. Her wardrobe consists of 950 turquoise dresses. Khaleesi loves turquoise.
9. No one at work ever steels her lunch from the communal fridge…BECAUSE IT’S A DAMN BLOODY HORSE HEART IN A BAG!
8. You avoid arguing with her because you know that all arguments end with…
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