Top Ten Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Might Be Cersei

Luke and Leia dabbled in it without knowing, but Jaime and Lannister know all about it and couldn’t give a shit.

Are you dating Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones? Eh, you never know but you might want to keep an eye on your potential brother in law just in case.

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Hey dude.

Look, I don’t want to cause any trouble but if you ask me your girlfriend and her brother seem just a little bit too uh…close, if you catch my drift.

From BQB HQ in fabulous East Randomtown, here are the Top Ten Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Might be Cersei Lannister:

(SPOILERS!)

10.  She keeps it in the family…and we’re not talking about money.  We’re talking about the royal boo-tay.

9.  She and her brother always have some excuse to be alone together.  And then whenever you walk in on them unannounced, they immediately start buttoning up their clothes and shout, “We weren’t humping!”

Which is odd because if they weren’t humping why would they feel the need to tell you that they weren’t humping?

If you ask me, a brother and sister trying to cover up their illicit humping might actually go out of their…

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