It’s a disturbing trend, 3.5 readers. A disturbing trend indeed.
This weekend I saw three elderly hipsters.
Two were a couple. She had this wacky poofy hair style even though half her hair was gone.
He had a leather jacket and a trilby. I mean, WTF? If you’re old then you can wear a fedora because you can be all like, “I was wearing this since it was in style.”
But a trilby? Yeesh. Old ass hipster.
Then I saw an old woman wearing “Juicy Couture” pants. Ugh. I mean yeah it’s juicy I suppose but at that age that’s not the kind of juice I want in my glass.
It’s starting. The aging of people who grew up with hipsterism. They will retain their hipster ways forever.