I just breezed through reading the full first draft and I’d forgotten a lot of what I wrote. Yeah, this book is funny as all get out. I should win like a thousand awards for this thing. Surely, if there is a “Best Book Ever Written About Toilet Gators” then that award should be mine.
Bookshelf Battle 
You realise millions of people will be too frightened to go to the toilet? 🙂 Let me know when you’re about to release it so I can go out and buy stocks in any Immodium supply companies.
There are many toilet alternatives suggested in the book.
When is it coming out then?
Is that a pun? lol – uh, I mean I have the first draft down but it will be a long road to getting it ready.
Hahaha, I did not read my post back before sending it! Good luck, and keep going!