3.5 readers, today is the day we celebrate our independence from British tyranny (yes, we were so pissed those dirty limey pricks taxed our tea that we went and created a system that taxes a) our income b) our property c) our purchases and d) still charges fees for many basic government transactions.
That’ll learn ya, ya bucktoothed wankers!
Anyway, celebrate your country’s independence today, but all year long, you can celebrate your independence from shitty writing ideas by buying my big book of badass writing prompts. To do so, you’ll have to liberate 99 cents from your wallet, but really, can you put a price on freedom? I think not.
Bookshelf Battle 