No one reads my blog!
Oh, no one reads my blog!
I just stopped by to say that no one reads my blog!
If no one reads a blog,
Does the blog still even exist?
No, it probably doesn’t.
But what does that matter?
For no one reads this blog anyway.
Hey! Look! It’s a frog!
He jumps on a log.
He does everything,
But read this fine blog!
Bookshelf Battle 
If a tree falls in the forest and there’s no one around to read that it happened does it becomes a blog?
Yes
Cool. Now I know.
I read your blog.
My condolences
Lol it was entertaining!