Tag Archives: chris hemsworth

Movie Review: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)

WITNESS ME, 3.5 READERS!

BQB here with a review of the latest Mad Max flick.

It’s funny, 3.5 readers. We’re up to 5 films now set in the world of Mad Max and I dare say the franchise never really hit its stride until the fourth one in 2015’s Mad Max: Fury Road where the titular Max took a back seat and let a woman do all the driving.

Sounds like my life. I’ve never driven a car with a woman in it who didn’t backseat drive me but anyway.

For the uninitiated, these films take place in a future, post-apocalyptic world, one where nuclear strikes have left nothing but desolate, desert wasteland and packs of crazed weirdos clad in the freakiest leather biker outfits you’ve ever seen go to war over limited resources. Those wars take place on the road with dusty, rusty scrap heap cars and bikes turned into killing machines. In fact, the second installment in this franchise was called “The Road Warrior,” but I digress.

In the last film, Furiosa (Charlize Theron) hijacked a truck and absconded with the forced wives of vile warlord Immortan Joe, with Mad Max as her ally and co-pilot (Tom Hardy).

In this prequel, we see the story of how young Furiosa (Alyla Browne plays kid Furiosa and Anya Taylor-Joy plays young adult Furiosa) ended up in forced servitude to Immortan Joe, because that’s totally a story we all wanted to see and though I joke, it’s not a bad one.

The plot? Very young Furiosa once lived an idyllic life in an oasis, a rare patch of land with greenery and water, beloved by her sister and mother. Alas, she is kidnapped by biker weirdoes in the employ of Dr. Dementus (Chris Hemsworth). Screw Thor. This very well might be the role Chris Hemsworth was born to play, for he chews scenery and loves it as a raving psychotic villain, totally drunk on power and in love with himself, a wannabe ruler who can’t quite figure out how to turn his gang of motorcycle madmen into the empire that he desires. I don’t know if it’s the prosthetic nose or the extra-nasally Australian accent (Hemsworth already is an Aussie but he just speaks like he needs to blow his nose throughout the film) but Hemsworth really nails this role which is rare for him as he almost always plays the good guy.

Double alas, Furiosa’s mother is killed in an attempt to free young Furiosa. From there on, it’s a series of tragedies, battles and wars as Furiosa goes from kid to young adult, played by the wide-eyed Anya whose wide eyes do most of the acting and tugging of your heart strings. Furiosa is eventually sold into slavery to Immortan Joe and when given the choice between escaping or learning how to become a kick ass road warrior under the tutelage of Praetorian Jack (Tom Burke doing an uncanny young Mel Gibson impression I assume to give this flick its dose of Mad Max cred) she chooses the latter, for in doing so, she will develop the skills to take on the nasal talking doofus who killed her mother and ruined her childhood.

The good? It’s a pretty solid action flick and a darn good time. It is a revenge fantasy, the overall point being that Hemsworth hams it up, playing Dr. Dementus up as such a total dick cheeseburger with fries that you can’t wait for Furiosa to give him his comeuppance.

The bad? Fury Road was a masterpiece. I always thought George Miller had a great idea in the Mad Max movies but wasn’t able to truly bring his vision to life until 2015 when film technology caught up to his ideas, allowing special effects to bring all those awesome road wars to life.

That was my long-winded way of saying that while this is a good movie, it’s no Fury Road. There are some awesome road war car chase battle scenes with all sorts of mayhem afoot. But there are no weirdoes playing guitars, jumping around on bungie chords, flames shooting out as they jump around and so on.

Don’t get me wrong. It’s not that this movie doesn’t have a lot. It’s just that Fury Road had SOOOO much.

STATUS: Shelf-worthy. Worth a trip the theater. Chauvinist pig that I am, there’s a part of me that wants to complain about turning over a male character’s film series to a chick, but the last film was really good and this one is a great prequel. To its credit, Furiosa survives with her wits, her skills, and yes, she is fueled by hatred of her enemies, which Dr. Dementus foolishly advises her is a good thing. You don’t see her doing that tired old cliche of being a tiny woman throwing around a 300-pound goon. She just runs them over instead. That works.

Tagged , , , , , ,

Movie Review – Extraction (2020)

Hey 3.5 readers.

BQB here, taking a break from my classic movie marathon to watch a new one, that being Netflix’s “Extraction” starring Chris Hemsworth, which dropped today.

Hemsworth stars as Tyler Rake, a drunk, drugged up merc with a deathwish as in he doesn’t care if he lives or dies and given his druthers, acts like he’d prefer the latter.

When the son of a Mumbai, India gangster is kidnapped, Tyler is recruited to save young Ovi. To do so, he’ll face legions of enemies as well as double, triple and quadruple crosses.

A lot of great action scenes, gun battles, fist fights, explosions and what have you. Box office blockbuster quality brought straight to streaming in HD.

It was interesting to see Hemsworth playing someone other than a superhero. He stepped out of his comfort zone to play a flawed, tragic hero.

Honestly, during this corona stink fest, it comes at a time when we haven’t caught a good new flick in what, like over a month now? So it was welcome.

STATUS: Shelf-worthy.

Tagged , , ,

Movie Review: The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016)

Is love only a fairy tale?

That’s the question asked by this part prequel/part sequel to The Huntsman.

You’ll be hunting for some spoilers if you read further.

Freya (Emily Blunt) is sister to Ravenna (Charlize Theron) aka the Wicked Queen.

Prior to the events of the first Huntsman film, Freya becomes irrevocably heartbroken, and sets out to take over the Northern part of wherever the hell this fantasy world is.

To do so, she raises an army of “Huntsmen” and thus we learn Eric the Huntsman’s (Chris Hemsworth) origin.

Freya proclaims love to be a lie and bans it, leaving Eric and his secret wife, Sara (Jessica Chastain) to hide their relationship.

Yadda yadda yadda.  Flash forward to a time post the original movie. The magic mirror has gone missing.  Eric and two of his dwarf pals have to find it. Some dwarf women come into play.

Freya wants the mirror.  Ravenna also wants to keep doing evil shit.  That’s about it.

Lots of action. Great special effects. Not so great Scottish accents but you can’t have everything.

For whatever reason, Kristen Stewart’s not in this one.  Occasionally, you get to see Snow White with her back turned. Maybe they figured with all these stars they’d save on a salary.  Or maybe K-Stew’s post-Twilight fame is in its twilight.  Who knows?

Emily Blunt is convincing as an ice queen. Charlize has been lamenting lately that tall, hot statuesque blondes have a hard time making a go of it in show biz, but somehow she was able to soldier on through this flick so I give her props.

I enjoyed it but it is a popcorn movie.  Is love real or is it just an unattainable fantasy that we just torture ourselves with?

I ask myself that all the time. Yikes. Maybe I missed my calling by not becoming an Ice King.

Do they have Ice Kings?  Queens seem to have a monopoly on the ice game.

STATUS: Shelf-worthy.

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , ,

New Ghostbusters Movie -Chris Hemsworth in Nerdface – #OscarsSoPretty

Once again, they slap a pair of glasses on a beautiful person instead of giving a nerd role to a genuine nerd.

For shame, Hollywood!  For shame!

#OscarsSoPretty !

Read more on Access Hollywood

Tagged , , , , , , , , , ,

Movie Review – Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Iron Man!  Thor!  Hulk!  Captain America!  Black Widow!  Hawkeye!  Various and sundry other Avengers!

ASSEMBLE!

It’s time for Bookshelf Q. Battler’s review of Avengers: Age of Ultron!

Dun…dun dun da dun…dun dun…dunnnnn….dun dun da dun dun dun!

Sorry, that was me trying to sing the Avengers’ theme song.  Doesn’t translate well through the written word.

The summer movie season is has arrived and Hollywood is coming out swinging with this superhero extravaganza.

If you SPOILERS make you angrier than Bruce Banner with a stubbed toe, you might not want to click below:

Continue reading

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,