Is love only a fairy tale?
That’s the question asked by this part prequel/part sequel to The Huntsman.
You’ll be hunting for some spoilers if you read further.
Freya (Emily Blunt) is sister to Ravenna (Charlize Theron) aka the Wicked Queen.
Prior to the events of the first Huntsman film, Freya becomes irrevocably heartbroken, and sets out to take over the Northern part of wherever the hell this fantasy world is.
To do so, she raises an army of “Huntsmen” and thus we learn Eric the Huntsman’s (Chris Hemsworth) origin.
Freya proclaims love to be a lie and bans it, leaving Eric and his secret wife, Sara (Jessica Chastain) to hide their relationship.
Yadda yadda yadda. Flash forward to a time post the original movie. The magic mirror has gone missing. Eric and two of his dwarf pals have to find it. Some dwarf women come into play.
Freya wants the mirror. Ravenna also wants to keep doing evil shit. That’s about it.
Lots of action. Great special effects. Not so great Scottish accents but you can’t have everything.
For whatever reason, Kristen Stewart’s not in this one. Occasionally, you get to see Snow White with her back turned. Maybe they figured with all these stars they’d save on a salary. Or maybe K-Stew’s post-Twilight fame is in its twilight. Who knows?
Emily Blunt is convincing as an ice queen. Charlize has been lamenting lately that tall, hot statuesque blondes have a hard time making a go of it in show biz, but somehow she was able to soldier on through this flick so I give her props.
I enjoyed it but it is a popcorn movie. Is love real or is it just an unattainable fantasy that we just torture ourselves with?
I ask myself that all the time. Yikes. Maybe I missed my calling by not becoming an Ice King.
Do they have Ice Kings? Queens seem to have a monopoly on the ice game.