Daily Archives: March 24, 2015

Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate The Yeti

10)  Hairballs…everywhere.

9)  He bogarts the Doritos

8)  He won’t stop watching Olga’s Stewstravaganza

7)  He won’t stop playing Tapper.

6)  He isn’t house trained…

5)  …and refuses to wear Depends for Yetis

4)  He’s very opinionated.

3)  Makes the whole HQ smell like wet dog.

2)  He looks like an albino Chewbacca.

1)  He refuses to leave until I get 4000 Twitter followers.

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