10) Hairballs…everywhere.
9) He bogarts the Doritos
8) He won’t stop watching Olga’s Stewstravaganza
7) He won’t stop playing Tapper.
6) He isn’t house trained…
5) …and refuses to wear Depends for Yetis
4) He’s very opinionated.
3) Makes the whole HQ smell like wet dog.
2) He looks like an albino Chewbacca.
1) He refuses to leave until I get 4000 Twitter followers.
Bookshelf Battle 
Where, pray tell, does one buy Depends for Yetis?
Cost Co
Naturally.