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TO: The Mightiest of Potentates, He Whose Wonderous Nature Provides Smiles and Happiness in All Corners of the Universe
FROM: Alien Jones, Your Humble Servant, Intergalactic Correspondent for the Bookshelf Battle Blog
Respectful Greetings, Mighty Potentate! Allien Jones here to report that Bookshelf Q. Battler has reached 5000 followers on the social media site known as “Twitter.”
How Aliens Send E-Mail
As you are already aware because there is nothing our genius species doesn’t already know, Twitter is a communications site that limits the humans to a mere 140 characters.
Lab studies indicate that messages of 141 characters or longer cause the average human brain to implode from confusion.
Surely with this magnanimous achievement, I may now be released from my assignment of assisting BQB with his writing career.
I make this request, oh Exceptionally Macho One, for when I am able to cut loose from this nerd, er I mean, this bold new talent, I will be able to serve you better in your mission to bring peace and prosperity throughout the cosmos.
Why, at this very moment, I could be coordinating the charitable efforts to help the citizens of Lukanamo rebuild their planet after the recent and most devastating hurratyphoonicane.
(I keep advising the Regent of Lukanamo to stop letting his subjects build in hurratyphoonicane zones but does he listen? Noooooo.
Infinite Respectful Closings, oh Unfathomably Brilliant One.
Your Humble Servent,
Alien Jones.
@bookshelfbattle has reached 5,000 twitter followers! While an amazing feat, BQB is already drooling over the possibility of reaching 10K. Help him out with a follow. You’ll get more awesomeness and updates about what’s happening at bookshelfbattle.com
Alien Jones is the Intergalactic Correspondent for the Bookshelf Battle Blog, on a mission to raise Earth’s collective intelligence levels one question at a time. Do you have a question for the Esteemed Brainy One? Tweet it to @bookshelfbattle on Twitter, leave it in the comments on bookshelfbattle.com, or stop by Bookshelf Battle on Google Plus. If he likes your question, he might even promote your book, blog, other project in his answer.
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