This dude has one of the funnier blogs I’ve read on wordpress.
And to think, all those women hitting on me were undercover redcoats the entire time.
I think Victoria Gloria is on the up and up, but let me know if you see her do anything British.
– Bookshelf Q. Battler
Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers!
Many of you will be celebrating the Fourth of July at parties, where you will meet new people, and maybe make plans for a date.
It’s time for another Dating Tips posts to make sure you’re safe when you go on that first date with the someone special you meet on Independence Day.
There is a chance your date could be a British spy. Sure, we’re allies with England now, but they’ve never really gotten over the Revolutionary War and the whole Declaration of Independence thing.
As a result, they have sent hundreds of sleeper spies to become part of American society, marry us, and then turn our half British offspring against us.
The following tips will help you to discern if your date is a British spy. As always, since I am a man who dates women, the date in this post will be…
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Bookshelf Battle 
Thanks for sharing my post, and for the kind words about my blog. I’m just trying to keep my fellow bloggers safe when they venture out into the dating world. 🙂