Dames. It’s like the nicer you are to them, the more they want to knock you over the head. I swear, one day I’m going to do something nice for a female and when she replies with nothing more than a “thank you,” I’m going to be so shocked that I’ll drop stone cold dead from a heart attack.
– Jake Hatcher, Pop Culture Mystery Detective
To be fair, I assume there are women who feel the same way about the men in their lives.
Bookshelf Battle 
Laughing…..
I’m glad