Video Game Rack Fighter loves to play Car Thief Mayhem
Video Game Rack Fighter was in her element.
She’d hooked up a gaming console to a fifty inch flat screen, moved a couple of bean bag chairs in front of it, and was fielding questions from Alien Jones regarding the finer points of her favorite video game, Car Thief Mayhem.
“You’re operating that stolen vehicle at an inadvisable pace,” Alien Jones said. “You run the risk of injuring one of these pixelized beings and…oh my! There goes an entire gaggle of prostitutes.”
“It’s just make believe,” VGRF said.
“Why would one want to pretend to run over prostitutes?” the Esteemed Brainy one asked.
“I don’t know,” VGRF. “It’s just a game.”
“Are all humans aware this is just a game?” Alien Jones inquired. “Surely there are some slower witted hairless apes who might take this too seriously.”
Bernie walked up with a shotgun.
“Aww sweet, Car Thief Mayhem! I get dibs on next game! I’ma run me over some prostitutes!”
“Case in point,” Alien Jones said.
“Bernie,” I said. “Where the hell did you get that?”
“What, this?” Bernie asked as he cocked his new gat. “God bless America baby! Food, clothes, toys, and guns all under one roof. You want one? This place has a ton of ’em.”
VGRF paused her game.
“Put that away,” she said. “You’re going to hurt someone.”
“Didn’t you just shotgun a bunch of old ladies and steal their Winnebago?” AJ asked.
“Again,” VGRF replied. “It was make believe. I’m not one of the idiots who can’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality.”
“Bernie,” I said. “Show me where you found that. We should all be packing.”
“Hell to the yeah, ‘cuz. I’ma stone cold busta cap in some zombie ass. Blakow!”
“Hold on,” VGRF said. “What if there’s a nice zombie?”
“What?” I asked.
“A nice zombie!” VGRF repeated. “Or a confused, bumbling zombie. No one wants to be a zombie. Should we really just start shooting zombies with reckless abandon if we don’t have to?”
“Check it,” Bernie said. “Zombies ain’t all like the people they used to be and shit, girl. Maybe they used to be nice people but now all they want to do is rip us open, feast on our guts, and turn us into zombies.”
“I don’t know if that’s true,” VGRF said. “Maybe most of them but not all of them. If we can avoid killing them we should.”
I grabbed Alien Jones’ space phone.
“Hold on. I know who can settle this argument.”
Bookshelf Battle 
Besides Car Thief Mayhem, would another favorite game of yours although it came out a decade ago and I believe it is a PS2 game called Evil Dead A Fistful of Boomstick? 🙂 I played it once and it was a great game 🙂 Anyway, keep up the great work as always 🙂
I never played that one. I do like the movie though. I’m looking forward to the new Ash vs. Evil Dead TV show.