Top Ten Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Might Be a Doomsday Prepper

Fun fact:

Of all my Top Ten Girlfriend/Boyfriend Relationship Warning Lists, this one got the most interest.

A lot of men wondering if their women are doomsday preppers I guess.

I wish I were dating a doomsday prepper because nothing spells love like finding out your girlfriend cared enough to take precautions necessary to keep you from becoming zombie lunch.

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shutterstock_285405560 Your girlfriend will kick so much undead ass during the zombie apocalypse.

She thinks it’s the end of the world as we know it…but do you feel fine? 

Alas, to all good things must come an end.  Just as the dinosaurs were wiped out when they plugged in their curling irons all at once, so too may humanity cease to be one day.

But probably not while we’re alive.  It’s those future suckers who’ve got problems.

Or is the end closer than we think?  Your girlfriend sure seems to think so.

From BQB HQ in fabulous East Randomtown, here are the Top Ten Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Might Be a Doomsday Prepper:

10.   Attempted to get you to drink your own urine to, and I quote, “get you used to the robust flavor.” Not only did you hurt her feelings with your emphatic refusal, you’re also not able to…

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