Top Ten Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Might Be a Ninja

Your girlfriend might be a ninja.

Ironically, as a ninja she is so skilled that you will never know if she is a ninja unless she wants you to know she is a ninja.

So you can just sit around like a stupid dumb dummy face and wait for her to admit that she is a ninja or you can read BQB’s Top Ten Warning Signs That Your Girlfriend Might Be a Ninja.

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Female-Ninja-Silhouette-800px Ninjutsu.  The ancient Japanese discipline that weaves martial arts, guerrilla warfare, espionage and clandestine assassination tactics into one lethal practitioner.

If a ninja wants you dead…you won’t know until you are dead.

But if you are dating a she-ninja, you won’t know until you consult this list.

From BQB HQ in fabulous East Randomtown, it’s the Top Ten Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Might Be a Ninja:

10.  Although you think you might be alone, you’re pretty sure you just saw that shadow in the corner move.  Don’t worry.  That’s just ninja foreplay.

9.  You keep finding her nunchucks in your dishwasher.  It’s not that you don’t want to help her out but it just seems rude she won’t pre-rinse the blood off of them first.

8.  Sometimes when you’re alone and in the mood, a fast moving gust of wind will zoom through the window, knock you down, move around…

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