Instead, talk amongst yourselves about one of the following topics:
- Bass guitarists
- If you name a kid, “Zack” is the kid destined to be cool? And if he isn’t, has the kid wasted a cool name?
- Is there a Bizarro Earth where chickens eat human nuggets and dogs walk humans?
- Why do nerds love Firefly? Honestly, I watched one episode and did not see the appeal.
- Why are grilled cheeses called grilled cheeses when usually, people prepare them in a frying pan and ergo, they should be called fried cheeses or fried cheese sandwiches instead of grilled cheese sandwiches? Really, if you are an honest person, you should never call a sandwich a grilled cheese sandwich unless you prepared it on an actual grill. Stop being liars, people. You’re all better than this.
Bookshelf Battle 
how dare you diss the epic amusement known as Firefly? You’re a fake nerd aren’t you…
I just don’t see the appeal. Maybe I should watch more than one episode.
yes, yes you should
If we drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway, why can’t we grill in a fry-pan and fry on the grill? 😕 😆
Well now this has just descended into madness.
I have genuinely never heard of anyone making grilled cheese in a frying pan. A FRYING PAN? My mind is boggled. The first bass player I was in love with was Gary Garry Beers of INXS, then I met him and he was a grumpy jerk so that was the end of that.
So you actually put your cheese on a grill?
On bread, under a grill!
Philosophical question: If you post a post saying there will be no post, is that, in fact, a post?
#mindblown
#missionaccomplished