Hey 3.5 readers.
You know, I’ve fought plenty of monsters in my day. Zombies. Werewolves. Yetis and so on. I feel like I have been remiss in bragging about the chupacabras that I have fought.
Have you ever seen one? They’re creepy little suckers with giant pointy teeth that they use to suck the skin off of a goat. I’m totally serious. Like, if you’re a goat herder, and you come out one morning and find nothing but a bunch of goat skeletons on your farm, then you’ve been hit by a chupacabra.
They’re pretty easy to defeat if you know how to use nunchucks as well as I do, but they aren’t pleasant to look at, at all.
3.5 READERS: BQB, should we be concerned about chupacabra attacks?
Not unless you are a goat or if you know a goat you love enough to get in the chupacabra’s way. Chupacabras love goat meat and they’ll suck the flesh off of anyone that comes between them and a goat.
So to recap, a) don’t own a goat b) if you do own a goat but don’t love your goat, then let an attacking chupacabra eat it or c) if you do own a goat and you love the goat, then become skilled with nunchucks.
Chupacabras hate nunchuks.
Thank you for listening to this monster related advice, 3.5 readers.