I Have Fought Many Chupacabras

Hey 3.5 readers.

You know, I’ve fought plenty of monsters in my day.  Zombies.  Werewolves.  Yetis and so on.  I feel like I have been remiss in bragging about the chupacabras that I have fought.

Have you ever seen one?  They’re creepy little suckers with giant pointy teeth that they use to suck the skin off of a goat.  I’m totally serious.  Like, if you’re a goat herder, and you come out one morning and find nothing but a bunch of goat skeletons on your farm, then you’ve been hit by a chupacabra.

They’re pretty easy to defeat if you know how to use nunchucks as well as I do, but they aren’t pleasant to look at, at all.

3.5 READERS: BQB, should we be concerned about chupacabra attacks?

Not unless you are a goat or if you know a goat you love enough to get in the chupacabra’s way.  Chupacabras love goat meat and they’ll suck the flesh off of anyone that comes between them and a goat.

So to recap, a) don’t own a goat b) if you do own a goat but don’t love your goat, then let an attacking chupacabra eat it or c) if you do own a goat and you love the goat, then become skilled with nunchucks.

Chupacabras hate nunchuks.

Thank you for listening to this monster related advice, 3.5 readers.

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