Hey 3.5 readers.
BQB here.
Have you seen this story going around? Here’s the New York Daily News article on it.
The summary: A U.S. Navy seal is in hot water for “acting” in pornographic movies.
Should he be in trouble over this?
Let’s discuss.
In theory, there’s a part of me that wants to congratulate any dude who can turn getting it on with hot chicks into a paying job.
Also, Navy Seals are trained to be in peak physical condition. They get dropped into the worst places on earth and are expected to pull off nearly impossible missions.
With all that, the dudes deserve some boo-tay. Frankly, being able to pick up hot chicks with tales of daring do is like one of the top reasons to even become a Navy Seal in the first place.
Alternatively, he does work in a very important position. I can’t say this for sure but I mean, if Navy seals have to do all kinds of highly classified, top secret work, then appearing in any kind of movies, porno or otherwise, doesn’t seem like a good idea.
I mean, let’s face it. Super buff and studly Army men bang hot chicks. That’s why you become a super buff and studly Army dude. Army uniforms are like catnip for hot chicks.
But bang the hot chicks off camera where there is plausible deniability and you can still hold yourself out as a person of great moral character when the chips are down.
At any rate, I don’t want to criticize the guy because hell, it’s not like I ever trained myself to become a one man war machine capable of dropping twenty bad guys with my pinky finger. What he did is highly inadvisable, but if there’s a way to let him off with a slap on the wrist that would be OK with this nerd.
What say you, 3.5 readers?
The military should only be concerned where he ‘deploys his missile’ while on the job.
If he weren’t doing it on camera it wouldn’t be a problem. I get it, you have to recruit people who are big time thrill seekers to become Navy Seals so you have to put up with a certain amount of shenanigans but yeah…he probably should have known better with this one.
He should have worn a mask! Always conceal your identity when going “deep undercover.” You’d think they’d teach that in Navy Seal school.
True. Just thinking there’s a MOAB parody coming.
MILF of All Bombs?
He’ll be fine. He can probably do more movies and write a book or something