Hey 3.5 readers.
So I had a crazy dream last night. Here’s how it all went down.
I dreamed there was a TV show where Tom Hanks was a billionaire. Then there’s this woman who has been down on her luck a long time. She’s gone to job interview after job interview and no one will hire her.
Finally, she somehow talks Tom Hanks into hiring her to run a start up Internet company. Tom buys an old historic mansion with lots of charm to serve as the startup company’s headquarters.
The problem is that this woman knows absolutely nothing about the Internet or technology or anything. She wonders if she’s in too deep but doesn’t say anything because she is dirt broke and needs the money.
But the problem is she doesn’t know what to do with herself while she’s at work because it’s not like she knows how to do anything, so she just starts having sex with her coworkers all day.
Meanwhile, her coworkers know about the Internet and technology and stuff but since their dumb, incompetent boss isn’t really making them do anything, they all start having sex with each other all day.
So it sort of descends into this dirty, cable dramatic sitcom where Tom Hanks is paying all these people to launch an Internet business for him but instead, they’re just all having sex in this fabulous mansion all day.
Occasionally, Tom will stop by the mansion and be all like, “Hey, how’s my new business doing?”
And all the sex perverts will be all like, “Yeah Tom, it’s all going great!”
Then he leaves and they all go back to having sex.
I didn’t dream far enough but I assume that either all these sex perverts eventually get caught by Tom when they fail at the business or maybe, by some miracle, they stumble into actually starting a great Internet business by accident, somewhere during the breaks between sex escapades.
By the way, in my dream, I was watching this show. Like I was watching it all happen and my mind kept switching from its real to its a show.
And you know what? It’s about as good as anything else that’s on TV so I’m just going to put this one out there. If anyone wants to put this on television just drop me a comment and I’ll tell you how to back the Brinks truck up to BQB HQ for my TV development fee.
Have you ever had a crazy dream, 3.5 readers? Discuss in the comments.