…are these talents I hired from Fiverr. I wrote the scripts. They brought my words to life with their talents.
I just wish I had as much voice talent…or any.
Please play these all. I know you’ll laugh. Each one is but a mere 1 or 2 minutes tops. You won’t lose that much of your life.
Best of all, a “Movie Trailer Guy Impressionist” informs my readers that I am, quote, “Such a macho bastard I can grate cheese with my chest hair.” It’s true, ladies. How much cheese do you want? Just grab a brick of cheddar and rub it on my chest.
“In a world where you want to click that play button…”
Not Arnold Schwarzenegger compares my waistline to that of a humpback whale:
Not Donald Trump calls me a low energy loser who is selling us out to China:
Not Al Pacino goes all “Scent of a Woman” on me:
Not Morgan Freeman insults me with a potty mouth:
