The Funniest Parts of the Bookshelf Battle Cast…

…are these talents I hired from Fiverr.  I wrote the scripts.  They brought my words to life with their talents.

I just wish I had as much voice talent…or any.

Please play these all.  I know you’ll laugh.  Each one is but a mere 1 or 2 minutes tops.  You won’t lose that much of your life.

Best of all, a “Movie Trailer Guy Impressionist” informs my readers that I am, quote, “Such a macho bastard I can grate cheese with my chest hair.”  It’s true, ladies.  How much cheese do you want?  Just grab a brick of cheddar and rub it on my chest.

“In a world where you want to click that play button…”

 

Not Arnold Schwarzenegger compares my waistline to that of a humpback whale:

 

Not Donald Trump calls me a low energy loser who is selling us out to China:

 

Not Al Pacino goes all “Scent of a Woman” on me:

Not Morgan Freeman insults me with a potty mouth:

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