If you don’t eat something that smells like a fart, why do your farts smell like farts?
If you eat a pizza, why doesn’t your fart smell like pizza?
If you eat strawberry ice cream, why don’t your farts smell like strawberry ice cream?
I demand answers!
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Farts smell ‘bad’ because they’re technically the byproduct of all the bacteria that live in the gut that do a good job in breaking down what we eat into something the body can use for energy. They have to poop, too LOL
This may be the answer or this may not but I remember this question when I was in sixth grade being blurted out by one student and we couldn’t stop laughing. But as faulty as my memory may be regarding the answer, it’s also the only thing I remember from that class so many years later LOL
Yeah I knew it was something like that. Just hoping someone googling “Why do farts so bad?” will stumble on my blog then I will be able to sell them books.
Here, take a free book, I can’t even give them away for free:
I have it! I even left you a review 🙂
Oh I remember that. You’re British right?
No, I’m not. I’m in the US.
I confused you with the British person who read it. Not many people have read it.
No worries. You need to write another prompts book and make it a series. The more books you have the more people have to buy.
Meh, good idea but no one is really reading this one. It’s funny, but it’s limited interest. I don’t think a lot of people are saying to themselves, “I wish I could buy a book about stuff to write about.”
You could always offer it as a freebie for blog visitors to build your newsletter and then you can let them know when a new one comes out. It’s definitely a tough genre to make money in but you could also put a donate button on your blog much like a Patreon page since Patron got greedy and wants to add 2.9% plus .35 per donation now.