Richard Pryor Fucked Marlon Brando (According to TMZ)

According to this TMZ article, comic legend Richard Pryor and acting legend Marlon Brando humped, boned, got it on.

I’m such a dinosaur because I don’t know what to think.  Two actors I liked.  I suppose it would be not woke to not like them anymore.  Also, to clarify, I didn’t like Brando that much.  IMO, he was good in “The Godfather” and kind of a pretentious prick in everything else, but that’s my opinion.

Pryor was hysterical in everything.

OK I’m depressed these two allegedly had sex, but I admit that makes me not woke.

Also, it may be beyond depression.  Just surprise.  Shock.  Pryor was so silly, Brando so serious.  Didn’t seem like they’d hang out together, let alone have alleged gay sex.

Like imagine how you’d feel if you woke up tomorrow and there was a headline that said Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift like to play pinball machines on top of giant, football stadium sized donuts while unicorns run around and space aliens dance the mambo.

That would seem very out of the ordinary…just as how out of the ordinary it is to me the allegation that Pryor and Brando banged each other.

What would that even sound like?

BRANDO: I’m going to make your ass an offer it can’t refuse!

PRYOR: Oh get in there, bitch!  You gonna get it all, Jack!

BRANDO:  Ugh…your ass could have been a contender!

PRYOR: Oh you muthafucka!  Gratuitous use of the N-word!

BRANDO:  STELLAAAAAAAA!!!

PRYOR:  Hilarious white guy voice!

BRANDO: YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!

PRYOR: Where’s my crack pipe?!

Anyway.  That’s how I imagine it sounded.

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5 thoughts on “Richard Pryor Fucked Marlon Brando (According to TMZ)

  1. da-AL says:

    I hope you’re only pretending to be a bigot…

    • It’s a lot to take in. The last two people I’d ever thought of getting together would be those two.

      • da-AL says:

        What a relief – then you mean that you just don’t think they were well matched?

      • Am I allowed to personally think it’s weird but still wish them well because hey, you do you and I’ll do me? People throw the bigot word out kind of willy nilly these days. Godfather was the only Brando movie I liked. I’ll watch a Pryor movie any time, regardless of the news.

      • da-AL says:

        BQB, you & I are fortunate to live in a country where we are free to think & feel as we like. Even to blog about whatever we please.

        This is a public forum that touches many readers from all over the world. I have been fortunate to communicate with people from countries I’d never even previously heard of. For how many people am I the first American they’ve communicated with, their first impression? Right after 9/11, a lot of Europeans who criticized Americans as total weirdos cited the Jerry Springer show.

        What a gift it is to be able to be part of the solution, because the only other option is to be part of the problem. Why not contribute toward a climate that allows for love? Who cares for what gender, even if it may seem ‘weird’ to me, so long as they don’t hurt anyone?

        Private conversations differ from public ones, as do printed from spoken. Why help normalize and encourage mean-spiritedness? Surely that wasn’t your intention, but I can only infer this from some of your other posts. You wrote more tolerantly about fish-on-human sex…

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