Hey 3.5 readers. As you all know, I am a great philanthropist.
Here are some of the charitable causes I hope you will join me in supporting:
#1 – The Center for Molested Chickens
#2 – Fat, Poor Hamsters Who Can’t Afford Running Wheels
#3 – Parrots with Tourette’s Syndrome (“BRACK! COCKSUCKER! BRACK!”)
#4 – Ferrets Who Need Vaping Materials
#5 – Free Chili for Anyone Named Carl
#6 – The BQB Center for Saving Impoverished Single Mothers who Dance One Dollar at a Time (BQB hands out all donations directly.)
#7 – Free Golf Pants for Kangaroos
#8 – Lockable Drink Lids for Women Who Hang Out with Bill Cosby
#9 – The Association for Bloggers Who Tell Dated Jokes, Including Bill Cosby Jokes That Are Too Easy
#10 – Pancakes for Ducks
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