We die. That may be the meaning of life. But we do language. That may be the measure of our lives.
– Highly Celebrated Author Toni Morrison
Hi 3.5 Readers,
Bookshelf Q. Battler here. I hope you’ve been enjoying my serialized story, Bookshelf Q. Battler and the Meaning of Life.
Whaddya mean I have to wait until tomorrow for more BQB and the Meaning of Life?! I want it now!
For your reading pleasure, I’ve broken it up into brief chunks so you can read a little bit each day and still have plenty of time for work, play, family, fun and staring at those celebrities without their makeup on photos that Facebook is constantly throwing at you.
You know you look at them. You know you like your makeup-less celebrity photos, you weirdos.
Is BQB going to make it back to the land of the living? Before we find out, now’s a good a time as any to recap what we’ve read so far.
Or to start reading in the first place, for you creeps who’ve been looking at the celebrities without make-up photos. C’mon. Priorities, people.
Surely, BQB’s epic journey is much more important.
PART ONE – A Toaster Pastry Too Far
PART TWO – Twenty-Three Skadoo
PART THREE – A Place Between Heaven and Hell
PART FOUR – God’s Waiting Room
PART FIVE – The Return Kiss
And there you have it. You’re all caught up and ready for Part 6 of Bookshelf Q. Battler and the Meaning of Life which will be dropping tomorrow on bookshelfbattle.com
Tell your friends! And if you don’t have any, make some friends! And tell them!
Bookshelf Q. Battler and The Meaning of Life returns tomorrow!
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