Not gonna lie. Most men are conspiracy theorists.
Also, most lizards are small clandestine spies in disguise and in hiding so as to ensure their roles in the coverup of an engine that runs on water instead of gasoline is never revealed.
“Hey baby, wanna crinkle my foil?”
He seemed like such a sweet guy when you met him. Alas, it wasn’t until after you fell for him that he started checking your purse for radio transmitters.
Ladies, is your man living in constant fear of “The Man?”
From BQB HQ in fabulous East Randomtown, here are the Top Ten Warning Signs Your Boyfriend Might Be a Conspiracy Theorist:
10. He owns a vast selection of tin foil hats, which he maintains prevent the government and/or aliens from reading his mind. You’re not able to stop him from wearing his tin foil baseball cap out in public, but he’s not unreasonable. He has agreed to stop wearing it backwards once he turns thirty.
9. It isn’t easy to take him to a dinner party. Your friends want to talk about movies, music and gossip. He wants to talk about how Hitler and…
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Bookshelf Battle 
What? You mean hydrogen fueled cars aren’t…real???? -grin-
They are but they are being covered up by tiny spies dressed like lizards. Also, there’s a pill that can regrow hair and make you poop off your extra fat but big pharma will never let you get it thanks to the deal they stuck with Elvis.
Damn…I just knew Elvis was to blame somehow…. 😉