Hey 3.5 Readers.
I don’t want to be in a position where I have to vouch for a politician, but you know that audio of a guy claiming to be a publicist named John Miller talking up Trump, telling a reporter that Madonna and all these other 1980s chicks want him (and it sounds like it is actually Trump pretending to be his own publicist?
Yeah. John Miller is real. He just sounds a lot like Trump.
I hired John Miller to talk me and my blog up to the press one time.
Here’s the transcript:
REPORTER: Hello this is Awesome Blogger Magazine. Ironically, we put out a magazine instead of a blog. May I help you?
JOHN MILLER: Yes. I’d like to talk to you about Bookshelf Q. Battler.
REPORTER: And you are?
JOHN MILLER: John Miller. I’m sort of doing publicity for BQB. He’s a great guy. Really classy. Really terrific.
REPORTER: So what did you call to tell me?
JOHN MILLER: Well, BQB’s got a blog called Bookshelf Battle. He’s got 3.5 readers. He’s got a Facebook page. He’s got a twitter handle @bookshelfbattle – Look, the guy’s really going places.
REPORTER: He is?
JOHN MILLER: He sure is. All the babes call Bookshelf Q. Battler Headquarters looking to go out with him. Katy Perry. Katee Sackhoff. All the famous Kates are fighting over his junk. Ridiculous because you know, he’s in a relationship with Video Game Rack fighter but all these famous women are throwing themselves at him.
REPORTER: Sir, is it me or do you sound a lot like Bookshelf Q. Battler?
<Click. Phone hangs up.>
So there you have it. John Miller’s totally real.