…if I get 3500 WordPress followers, I will hire the guy on Fiverr who juggles chainsaws to make a chainsaw juggling video.
What’s wrong with you people? Why haven’t you made this happen already? It’s almost as if you don’t want to see a man juggle a chainsaw in my honor. Get your priorities straight, people.
Bookshelf Battle 
I’m following you. I contributed because I definently want to see Mr. Chainsaw Juggling man.
Thank you. Now call approximately 1450 friends. Alternatively, make 1450 friends then call them.
Like, real friends, or is cold calling acceptable?
Actual friends.
Noted. BRB.