…for someone you only mildly care about. I mean, seriously, if we’re talking about your wife, you can give her a copy, but add a diamond ring, a car, or a trip to Hawaii, you cheap son of a bitch. Don’t go blaming your divorce on me just because I said my book was a good gift.
Read the fine print. I said it’s a good gift for someone you only mildly care about. Like that guy at work who thinks he’s your best friend but you can barely remember his name. That guy is a 99 cent book of writing prompts kind of a friend.
Your mistress? She needs a gold bracelet and some earrings. Seriously, handle your shit, son, before your wife and mistress start telling each other about each other’s existence.
This is all very facetious. As if any of my readers have social lives…
