Nosferatu
Dracula
Frankenstein
Frankenstein’s monster (who people confuse with his creator, Frankenstein)
Jack the Ripper
Anyone who needs to fart immediately
Russian spies, especially if the lady spy is much taller than the short male spy
Kangaroos with weaponized pouches
Shark rapists (as in, disgusting men who rape sharks, although sharks who rape would also not be pleasant)
Zombies
The Right Said Fred Fan Club with a petition demanding you join their fine organization
Anyone holding a cactus
Hornswagglers
Bamboozlers
Shenaniganizers
Phlegm enthusiasts
Boomerang wielding bison
Alcoholic turtles
Billy goats who want your tin cans
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