Hey 3.5 readers.
You might remember that in September of 2015, this blog was taken over by pirates who turned National Talk Like a Pirate Day into Talk Like a Pirate Week. All week long, they posted about piracy.
Honestly, if you remember that, I’m worried about you.
Anyway, I’ve invited the pirates back for their very own advice column, because that makes sense.
Enjoy, mateys.
Bookshelf Battle 
Ahoy matey, thar be no better advice than what comes from a lubber who be talking like a pirate. They knows whereof they speaks.
Indeed, arr.