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Discussion – How Can I Get More Than 3.5 Readers?

I asked the cast of characters known to come in and out of BQB HQ and here’s what they said:

VIDEO GAME RACK FIGHTER – “Not now. I’m running over prostitutes on Car Thief Mayhem.”

THE YETI – GRRR!  YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS!

UNCLE HARDASS – Will you quit that writing nonsense and get a job at the salt mines already?

ALIEN JONES – Stop procrastinating and publish a book, dumb ass.  All hail the mighty potentate.

BQB’s THOUGHTS

Well, as usual, Alien Jones proves to be my worthy advisor.  But until I get a book published, what advice do you have, 3.5 readers?

One day I hope to have as many as 300.5 readers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Middle Class Writer

Hey 3.5 readers.

Writers.  It seems like they’re even Bohemian coffee shop dwellers, jotting their stories down and never making a cent, or fabulously wealthy bestseller slingers who could write a grocery list on the back of a toilet paper roll and rake in the dough.

In other words, they’re either really poor and their parents are pissed off by their life choices, or they’re rich and the toast of the town.

Will tech make more middle class writers?  Writers who aren’t raking in James Pattersonian/Steven Kingian levels of dough, but aren’t unwashed and destitute either.

Thanks to self publishing, social media, blogging etc they’ve created a fan base and are able to sell enough to live a decent life style.  House.  Bills paid.  Needs met.  Kids and family taken care of.  Parents feel no need to be embarrassed.

Will tech make more and more middle class writers?  Has it already?

Discuss.

 

 

 

 

 

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Discussion – Bookshelf Q. Battler’s Future

POINT: The idea of a fictional blog or blog is super dumb. People barely read at all. They won’t read stories on a blog. You’re wasting time that could be spent on novels.

COUNTERPOINT: I (or the “Alleged Man” behind all this blogging) don’t feel I’m at a point in my life where I can write with reckless abandon using my real name. Ergo, invest some time in producing the Bookshelf Battleverse on Bookshelf Battle and Pop Culture Mysteries. Develop BQB’s persona as a writer who must write to stave off invasion by the Mighty Potentate and BQB can put out books as BQB.

FILE UNDER: Nerd problems.

DISCUSS

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Ghostbusters Reboot

I wish it was a continuation (i.e. a sequel) rather than a reboot.

It could start with Ray (Dan Akyroyd) and Winston (Ernie Hudson) selling the old firehouse to a new group of female Ghostbusters.  After the cash is handed over and the papers are signed, Ray and Winston retire to Florida where they, oh I don’t know, become fishing boat captains.  Or buddy cops.

Perhaps this is overly-nerdy of me, but I feel like a reboot wipes out the past universe of a movie franchise, whereas a sequel continues it.

Unless you’re into varying timelines.  Or aren’t a nerd who spends too much time thinking about these things.

What say you, readers?  What are your thoughts on the Ghostbusters reboot?

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The Daily Scrooge

Quotes from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, now till Christmas, because…well, honestly, no reason:

“Nephew!” returned the uncle, sternly, “keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.”

“Keep it!” repeated Scrooge’s nephew.  “But you don’t keep it.”

“Let me leave it alone, then,” said Scrooge.  “Much good may it do you!  Much good it has ever done you!”

“There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say,” returned the nephew.  “Christmas among the rest.  But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round — apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that — as a good time: a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time: the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys.  And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!”

The clerk in the tank involuntarily applauded: becoming immediately sensible of the impropriety, he poked the fire, and extinguished the last frail spark for ever.

“Let me hear another sound from you,” said Scrooge, “and you’ll keep your Christmas by losing your situation.  You’re quite a powerful speaker, sir,” he added, turning to his nephew.  “I wonder you don’t go into Parliament.”

What do you think?  Are there things in this world that don’t “put a scrap of gold or silver into your pocket, but do you good anyway?”  Or is anything that doesn’t bring you a profit a bunch of humbug?  Feel free to share in the comments.

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