I love this sketch, 3.5 readers. I don’t know, but the concept of poking fun at weirdos tickles my funny bone.
“What up?”
I love this sketch, 3.5 readers. I don’t know, but the concept of poking fun at weirdos tickles my funny bone.
“What up?”
I’m surprised this one flew under my radar for so long but I came across it the other day and laughed myself silly.
It’s a parody of Dead Poet’s Society with a twist and, well, just keep watching until the end.
Keep in mind it is a very twisted twist.
“Nice guy? I don’t care. You’re a good father? Elf you! Go home and play with your kids!”
A Saturday Night Live Christmas Classic:
I’ve always laughed at this sketch. Even if you’re too naughty for Santa, Sump’n will get you a little sump’n:
Hey 3.5 readers/Walking Dead fans.
BQB here.
Dave Chapelle parodied the Neegan baseball bat scene from The Walking Dead using Chapelle’s show characters.
Chapelle’s Show was so funny…like one of those rare sketch comedy shows where every sketch was hilarious. I wish he’d made more.
Anyway, here it is:
By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire

BQB can’t stop watching it.
You can’t either.
Vampires definitely can’t.
Is a vampire trying to bite you?
Just show them SNL’s David. S. Pumpkins.
Doo doo dee doo doo dee doo doo…
Like the characters in the SNL Haunted Elevator sketch who can’t understand why David S Pumpkins is scary, I can’t figure out why this sketch is so funny. It just is.
And I can’t stop watching it.
I’m retiring from writing, 3.5 readers.
I will now spend every second of my day watching David S. Pumpkins.
What does the S stand for? I want to know!
Forget Philadelphia.
Step aside, Forrest Gump.
Go away, Castaway.
The David S. Pumpkins sketch (aka Haunted Elevator sketch) on Saturday Night Live is the best thing that Tom Hanks has ever done in his career.
I wonder if David S. Pumpkins is the long lost brother of Larry David’s Kevin “Can a bitch get a donut?” Roberts.
SNL noticed that Lucas’ parents where nowhere to be found in Season One (although come to think of it, I don’t think we saw that lispy kid’s parents either.)
Anyway, hi jinx ensue and this is funny if you’ve seen the show on Netflix:
Your choices are:
A) Jimmy Fallon
B) Darrell Hammond on SNL
C) Alec Baldwin on SNL, who just started doing one this past weekend.
Tough call – I thought the sketch where Jimmy as Trump interviewed the real Trump was funny but I think I have to go with Hammond because he’s such a master impressionist and has been impersonating Trump for a long time, long before the whole presidential race hullaballoo.
What say you, 3.5 readers?