The Intergalactic Space Force is a pants optional organization.
He’s small. He’s smart.
He literally has no need for pants.
He’s Alien Jones and he’s taking your questions right here on the Bookshelf Battle Blog.
How did the universe begin?
Why are we here?
What does the future hold in store for us?
Is there a Burger Queen or does the Burger King lead an incredibly lonely life?
No question is too big or too small for the Esteemed Brainy One to answer.
Heck, he might even plug your book, blog or other writing project in his “Ask the Alien” column, a semi-regular feature on bookshelfbattle.com
And you don’t even need to be a published scribe with something to promote to consult the knowledge of He of the Great Gray Matter.
Submit your questions to Bookshelf Q. Battler, Owner and Proprietor of this blog. You can do so through a tweet to @bookshelfbattle, or drop it in the comments on this site, or stop by BQB’s Google Plus Page:
https://plus.google.com/+BookshelfBattleblog
All inquiries will be forwarded to Alien Jones’ spaceship and he will get to them when he isn’t busy fighting the dastardly Moloklaxons (Officially Branded as the A-Holes of the Universe).
Alien photo courtesy of a shutterstock.com license.
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