10. Some random business guy enters the room to talk about business. You’ve paid so little attention to the business side of the show that you can’t tell if this is a new character or if he’s been around since the first episode.
9. Don dies. Wakes up to find his vision of Heaven is to be surrounded by women who are cool with him cheating.
8. Spin-off: Roger and Don move to Hawaii to become private detectives. AMC next fall – “Sterling and the Drape!”
7. Flash forward to the future. They’re all in the 90’s, decrepit and old. “Internet marketing? That’ll never go anywhere!”
6. Meanwhile a middle aged Peggy sees the Internet as the next best thing, invests, becomes uber rich.
5. Joan remembered as the leader of the hot women’s right to be taken seriously in the business world movement.
4. You suddenly remember there are other people on the show besides Don, Pete, Peggy, Joan and Roger. What happened to them? Oh well, who cares.
3. Megan’s cover of Zou Bisou Bisou ranks at the top of the charts.
2. Don quits the ad game to become Super Dad.
1. Roger gets a bionic heart, continues peddling ads till the end of time.
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