Coming Soon…or Whenever the Hell Bookshelf Q. Battler Gets Around to It…
(BOOKSHELF Q. BATTLER and DR. HUGO VON SCIENCE take an elevator to a special freezing cold storage containment unit, where International War Criminal, Mythical Fuzzy Monster and BQB Arch Enemy the Yeti is literally kept on ice for crimes against BQB HQ.)
BQB: I don’t understand it, Dr. This is the jerkiest jerkface of a Yeti I’ve ever seen.
THE YETI: ROAR! Bookshelf Q. Battler sucks! 3.5 readers is too good a number for his pitiful website!
DR. HUGO: Yah, this is the vorst Yeti I’ve ever seen but it’s obvious mein leipshin. He’s fat!
BQB: Fat?
DR. HUGO: Yah! You can’t tell?
BQB: I don’t know how big a Yeti is supposed to be.
DR. HUGO: The average Yeti is ten feet tall undt weighs 800 pounds. This one is clearly tipping the scales at over 1,000! He’s carrying at least two hundred extra pounds of strudel cheese!
Stupid Fat Yeti
YETI: ROAR! I love cheese stuffed crust pizza! ROAR!
BQB: So all this time, he’s just angry because he’s overweight?
DR. HUGO: It could be. However, there are many people who are fat undt still jolly. Santa Clause comes to mind. Still, it might be worth it to put Das Yeti on undt rigorous exercise undt diet regimen and see if he stops acting like undt assenhatzen. Do you know a personal trainer?
BQB: I know just the right man for the job.
FIT NERD!
Who is Fit Nerd? Find out soon as BQB continues to overextend himself like a rubber band wrapped around a spinning helicopter blade.
Bookshelf Battle 