Bookshelf Q. Battler.
Our humble poindexter’s life is so vastly complicated that everything you need to know to avoid confusion has been laid out before you as follows:
Part 1 – Bookshelf Q. Battler, the 3.5 Readers and the Magic Bookshelf – or, the Head Nerd in Charge, the people who waste their time on his schlock, and the mystical piece of office furniture that makes his life interesting.
Part 2 – The Magic Bookshelf Characters – aka the little people who are eating BQB out of house and home, when they aren’t trying to blow it up.
Part 3 – BQB’s Family and BQB HQ – Where BQB hangs his hat and the people (and dog) most welcome there.
Part 4 – The Aliens – The Mighty Potentate who has declared that Earth’s fate rests on BQB’s writing career (sorry, Earth) and Alien Jones, the being dispatched by the Potent One to watch BQB’s back.
Part 5 – The Villains – A yeti, a mad scientist, and an angry blonde chick walk into a bar…
Part 6 – The Funky Hunks – Your mom’s favorite rap duo.