Thanks to the knowledge packed books he keeps on his bookshelf (which he occasionally even reads) Bookshelf Q. Battler is a world renowned expert on most things.
Recently, he’s used his uncanny brain power to help his 3.5 readers learn the warning signs they need to recognize in order to keep their love boat from running aground.
Is your girlfriend a ninja?
Is your boyfriend a conspiracy theorist?
Is your girlfriend a zombie?
Is your boyfriend a hipster?
Hold onto your butts, for BQB will be reblogging them all..now!