Daily Archives: November 15, 2016

Movie Trailer – Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

They’re back and still listening to Star Lord’s mix tape:

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Mighty Potentate Transmission #1

STAND BY FOR A TRANSMISSION FROM THE MIGHTY POTENTATE, SUPREME INTERSTELLAR OVERLORD AND ALSO NOT A SHABBY DANCER

3…2…1…ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY POTENTATE!

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Greetings pitiful humans.

The Mighty Potentate here, once again confirming the existence of alien life, though I’m not worried any of you will catch on as only 3.5 of you read this blog.

Frankly, that’s what I’m hear to talk about.

Still not a big fan of all the reality television that your incompetent ass rock of a planet has been beaming out into the cosmos, 3.5 readers.

Why, just the other day I turned on my space television in the hopes of finding a decent scripted show only to find the following reality based drivel instead:

  • Who Wants to Win a Colonoscopy? – The gist is exactly as it sounds. Competitors fight for the right to have the inner workings of their hiney canals broadcast on television. Is there no level you dim bulbs will stoop to for fame?
  • Cat Hoarders – Like the regular Hoarders show but the guests hoard cats.  Cats under the beds, cats in the closets, cats in the walls, cats everywhere. So many cats.
  • Intervention Intervention – Literally, a show about interventions for people who are addicted to holding interventions. How has your species survived this long?

3.5 readers, I grow concerned that I might actually have to invade your dumb planet just to stop the spread of your insipid reality television.

First, another year is about to end and Bookshelf Q. Battler has yet to publish a novel.  I still maintain that he is the chosen one and that he will one day write a novel so well written that you will all abandon reality television and favor scripted media instead.

Second, has anyone heard from Alien Jones? I heard a rumor that your greatest earth country has elected a reality TV star as its potentate but I haven’t been able to confirm it and Jones has not been returning my calls since last Tuesday.

It’s like that little green weirdo is trying to avoid me for some reason. Strange.

Anyway, 3.5 readers, continue to slap BQB around and urge him to keep writing his novels so that reality television can be abandoned and your pitiful planet can be saved.

Potentate out.

END OF TRANSMISSION.

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Movie Trailer – Ghost in the Shell (2017)

A Scarlett Johansson robot?

Yes please.

When can I order one on Amazon?

BQB here, 3.5 readers and I’m just taking a peak at the Ghost in the Shell trailer, the film based off of the Japanese manga series of the same name.

Looks cool, I suppose for those of you into Japanese cartoons (that’s one nerd trend that never appealed to me but to each their own) this won’t be new to you but it’s new to me and that’s why I dig it, it looks like something fresh, that the general moviegoing public hasn’t seen before (though apparently there was a toon version of the movie in 1995.)

It looks like it has just a hint of Blade Runner influence if you ask me.

What say you, 3.5 readers?

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