By: The Yeti, International War Criminal/Super Boring Fuzzy Snow Monster
Hello overstimulated 3.5 readers.
The Yeti here, back with some more boring things for you to do.
#1 – Eat a Bag of Rice Cakes
Literally, like consuming styrofoam. What is the point? You can eat a bag of them and it is like 10 calories or something. Rice cakes are like methadone for a recovering fat person. Very boring.
#2 – Wait in a Line
Doesn’t matter what it is for. Just pick a line and wait.
#3 – Do a Crossword Puzzle
“Oh look at me! I’m Mr. Genius Newspaper Crossword Puzzle Creator! Blah, blah, blah I’m so smart because I lined up a word going across with another word going down based on a single letter that both words have in common. Someone give me a trophy, blah, blah, blah.”
#4- Share a Dumbass Face Book Meme
“Oh, look at me again! Here is my stupid post with a copyright infringing yellow minion and it says some bullshit like, ‘I wonder if I share a hug how many people would hug me back? I bet I don’t get one hug!'”
Good! Call a bookie and place that bet because that is some winning action, you incredibly boring assface!
#5 – Get Into a Political Argument with a Facebook Friend
“Blah, blah, blah. I work at the gas station and I think Trump is the best. Oh yeah? Well, blah, blah, blah, I work at a drive-thru burger joint and I think Hillary was outta sight. Oh yeah? Well, I live on a commune and I’m all about Bernie. Yes, let us all blah, blah, blah our unwavering political opinions at each other all night despite our lack of qualifications and credentials, blah, blah, blah.”
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