Hey 3.5 readers.
Bookshelf Q. Battler here. As you know, I am a civic minded humanitarian. In fact, after writing two chapters of my upcoming novel, Toilet Gator, I became so concerned about the serious medical conditions that could result from being bitten on the butt by a toilet gator that I secured the services of an esteemed doctor to warn the public in this very important public service announcement:
Hmm. Come to think of it, I didn’t check her medical credentials or anything, but this seems hella legit.
By the way, if you want to read the first two rough draft chapters of toilet gator, you can do so by clicking here.
And thank you to this wonderful doctor for caring enough to warn the public about the dangerous effects of toilet gator butt bites. If you want to hire Dr. Lisa Marie to make a video for you, check her out on Fiverr.
Curse you, Fiverr. You’ve become my new addiction.