Throughout Florida, people are dying…on the can. They drop their pants, do their dirty business and end up splattered all over the walls.
A pop star, an old man and a perpetual college student are the three victims thus far.
Plucky Network News One affiliate reporter Natalie Brock and her bumbling cameraman Walt are the first on the scene when Countess Cucamonga’s life is cut tragically short. Alas, Natalie’s looks are average and Network News One prefers hot ass blonde chicks with big titties to report the news. In fact, that’s their motto.
Will Natalie overcome her cameraman’s incompetence and the network’s sexism in order to follow this story to a conclusion? Or will a Hot Ass Blonde Chick with Big Titties take over?
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Network News One Transcript #1
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